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I work down at the pizza pit and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad, I'm 5'3 and overweight I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic, mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base, but there's a whole nother me
That you need to see, go check out MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood, I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in Karate
and I love a good glass of wine

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It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online, so much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom and she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom and fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I, ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu, I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
and I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

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I'm so much cooler online, yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend, but I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood, I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online, yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online, yeah, I'm cooler online