I'm still a guy Songtext / Lyric

When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnic
and I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what, I'm still a guy When you see a priceless French painting, I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
and I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall, but remember, I'm still a guy Chorus:

I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
from dragging his knuckles and carrying a club

And building a fire in a cave,
but when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy

Chorus


These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized, I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy