Alcohol Songtext / Lyric

I can make anybody pretty, I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size I been known to cause a few break ups
I been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends or get you fired from work Chorus:

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school, but college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me alcohol, alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech and also for those
Naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemmingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance
I'm medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me, alcohol, alcohol

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