Somebody Get My Mum Songtext / Lyric

Woke up today in a van

Traded my pillow for a miller lite can

And in two more days, I lose the guitar

That I hawked



Slurped down a beer then one more

Twelve ounces later, I was outside your door

And the pebble I threw

Was probably more like a rock



Then I fell, skinned my knee

Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too

And to make matters worse

I'm coming down with the flu



Somebody get my mom

'Cause I think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends

I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside

'Cause I don't want you to see me cry






I just want my mom

Somebody get my mom

I just want my mom

Get my mom



Authorities came, I guess I was gone

Next thing you know, I'm passed out on the lawn

And boy did I wake up fast

With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth



I wrote you a note but it got soaked

When I went deep sea fishing

And I fell out of the boat

And got caught on the trout line

Wasn't found for three days



Then I fell, skinned my knee

Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee

I lost my wallet and my car keys too

And to make matters worse

I'm coming down with the flu



Somebody get my mom

'Cause I think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends

I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside

'Cause I don't want you to see me cry



I just want my mom

Somebody get my mom

I just want my mom

Get my mom



M O M M Y she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie

She coached baseball when we needed her

We lost every game but to her came it first

And I'm so glad that she met my dad

I wouldn't be here if she never had



Let's go



I guess this is it, the end of the song

Just my luck nobody sang along

I guess I'll put down this guitar

And keep the mongoose back home



Somebody get my mom

'Cause I think something's broken again

And I don't want to be just friends

I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside

'Cause I don't want you to see me cry



I just want my mom

Somebody get my mom

I just want my mom

Get my mom

M O M M Y