BFFF Songtext / Lyric

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope, that you know
When we hangout together
It's freakin' awesome Playing poker Friday night
Pyromancing off golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand, oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told my ambulance to stop at the bar
(Woh!) (Wo-oh-oh-oh)
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say 'I love you' in a heterosexual way

You fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is... disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
You went in fits when I shit my pants
You felt my girls' brand new boobs
You asked to suck them she refused
So while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up and told me that I...

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I freakin' love you dude)
I'm tryin' to say 'I love you' in a heterosexual way

(Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na)

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say 'I love you' in a heterosexual way

(Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na
Nana-na-na-nana-na-na)