Amateur Night Songtext / Lyric

Okay line up and look away

Single file against the wall

And please patiently wait

And reapply the lines under your eyes

And spray some more cologne

Because I've only sneezed twice

And hey, ho, well, what do you know

It's fashionable now to wear your flip flops in the snow

And alright you're gonna score tonight

So game faces everyone



Cause it's amateur night, tonight

Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight

Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home

Go shake your booty like you just don't care

Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"

Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home






Wink wink can I buy you a drink?

Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see

And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs

Like two pigs in a blanket and her butt was freaking huge

And hey chum, the biggest rule of thumb is

Don't forget your chapstick and gum

Don't forget your chapstick and gum



Cause it's amateur night, tonight

Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight

Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home

Go shake your booty like you just don't care

Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"

Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home



Just to clarify we played a game

Get thrown out and then sneak back in

Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.



Cause it's amateur night, tonight

Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight

Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home

Go shake your booty like you just don't care

Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"

Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home



Just to clarify we played a game

Get thrown out and then sneak back in

Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.