What If? Songtext / Lyric

What if I bake you a coconut cake?

With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?

What if I threw your car keys in the lake?



What if I made you cry?

What if I told you lies?



What if I took you to the edge?

What if I pushed you off a ledge?

What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?



What if I made you cry?

What if I tell you lies?

Would you still love me?






What if I made you get me a tab?

And made you pay for all of the cabs?

What if I gave you all of my crabs?



What if I laughed when you cried?

Then said it was all just a lie?



Would you still love me?



What if I had PMS all my life?

And told you "You look just like Barney Fife"?

What if I twisted it in like a knife?



Until it made you cry?

Until it made you lie?



Would you still love me?

Would you still love me?