Clin Zeal Songtext / Lyric

Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal

He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker

He's an affable man with a plausible plan

Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand



And then he

Looks at his watch he's on time yet again

He's pleased with himself, so pleased with himself, he's

Pleased with himself ah ah.



While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic

He's an immaculate dresser, he's the common aggressor

He's a modern retard with a love of bombast

Keeps his eye on the news never dwells on the past



And then he

Looks at his watch he's on time yet again

He's pleased with himself, so pleased with himself, he's

Pleased with himself ah ah.



He's a modern retard, he's a terminal lard,

He's an affable man with a carotene tan because Colin Zeal is ill.