Bad Touch Songtext / Lyric

{Well now we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input}



Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Hebert and you're getting two thumbs up



You've had enough of two hand touch

You want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered

Like my waffle house hash browns



Come quicker than Fed-Ex never reach an apex

Just like Coca Cola stock

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time






(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

(Gettin' horny now)



Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means "Small Craft Advisory"



So if I capsize on your thighs

High tide B 5 you sunk my battleship please turn me on

I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip, so show me yours

I'll show you mine tool time you'll love it just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X Files



(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)



You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel



(Do it now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)