Happy Holidays You Bastards Songtext / Lyric

It's Chrismas eve and I only wrapped 2 fucking presents
It's Chrismas eve and I only wrapped 2 fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your Guts
I hate hate hate your Guts
And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off(I'll never talk to you again)
Unless your mum will touch my cock(I'll never talk to you again)
Ejaculate into a sock(I'll never talk to you again)
I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my Grand'pa just eat 7 fucking hotdogs
It's Labor Day and my Grand'pa just eat 7 fucking hotdogs
And He shit shit shit his pants
He always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off(I'll never talk to you again)
Unless your mum will touch my cock(I'll never talk to you again)
Ejaculate into a sock(I'll never talk to you again)
I'll never talk to you again