Start As You Mean To Go On Songtext / Lyric

I left school and hit the high street

Had my youth in 6 weeks flat

Top shop, doves and Glastonbury

Learned to be a secretary



If I can't have it, nobody can

You follow the instructions

It's all part of the plan

When you start as you mean to go on



Let's get married, let's have children

Split up when we're 22

Cut our losses, screw our bosses

Get out while we're still young






If I can't have it, nobody can

You follow the instructions

It's all part of the plan

When you start as you mean to go on



Paradise often falls apart



Home improvements for amusement

Smash this place to smithereens

Don't forget to pay the premiums

Go abroad and leave the gas on



If I can't have it, nobody can

You follow the instructions

It's all part of the plan

When you start as you mean to go on



When you start as you mean to go on

When you start as you mean to go on