Steven's Last Night In Town Songtext / Lyric

everyone gather 'round now,

sing us a song

just in case by tomorrow

it happens he's gone

for two weeks and seven days our

fair foreign friend

I had this feeling we might

never see Steven again

but we thought he was gone

and now he's come back again

last week it was funny

and now the joke's wearing thin

'cause everyone knows now,

that every night now will be Steven's

last night in town






he's charmed everyone here,

except Tamara Easter

who later revealed to him

her innermost secrets

won us over with stories

about Linda McCartney

lost points

with the ladies for saying

he couldn't love a woman with

cellulite



but we thought he was gone

and now he's come back again

last week it was funny

and now the joke's wearing thin

'cause everyone knows now,

that every night now will be Steven's

last night in town



we were talking 'bout something,

seems like it was funny

and then Steven got quiet

I think Steven was mad

maybe he wasn't mad,

but we felt very strange

in the moment

but the moment was passed and

forgotten about



we thought he was gone

but he's come back again

last week it was funny

and now the joke's wearing thin

'cause everyone knows now,

that every night now will be Steven's...

last night in town (ha, ha!)