Medley: Songtext / Lyric

In the event of something happening to me

There is something I would like you all to see

It's just a photograph of someone that I knew



Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?

Do you know what it's like on the outside?

Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,

Mr. Jones.



I keep straining my ears to hear a sound

Maybe someone is digging underground

Or have they given up and all gone home to bed?

Thinking those who once existed must be dead?



Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?

Do you know what it's like on the outside?

Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,

Mr. Jones



In the event of something happening to me

There is something I would like you all to see

It's just a photograph of someone that I knew






Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones?

Do you know what it's like on the outside?

Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide,

Mr. Jo - o - o - o - ones



Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday

Ooh you're a holiday, such a holiday



It's something I thinks worthwhile

If the puppet makes you smile

If not then you're throwing stones

Throwing stones, throwing stones



Ooh it's a funny game

Don't believe that it's all the same

Can't think what I've just said

Put the soft pillow on my head



Millions of eyes can see

Yet why am I so blind

When the someone else is me

It's unkind, it's unkind



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Yet millions of eyes can see

Yet why am I so blind

When the someone else is me

It's unkind, it's unkind



Ooh you're a holiday, ev'ry day, such a holiday

Now it's my turn to say, and I say you're a holiday

It's something I thinks worthwhile

If the puppet makes you smile

If not then you're throwing stones

Throwing stones, throwing stones



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