Teenage Wastebasket Songtext / Lyric

She is a teenage wastebasket

Paddling up the river in a casket

Trying to experience everything at least once

Life is a commercial for being fucked up



I know she's not saying much

She's walking backwards and into the dust

Socks don't matter, teeth are turning green

Opinions are forming



Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh






Her mother is proud to be dead

Her dad is breakdancing underneath the bed

She's got lipstick scrawled across her forehead

Saying ["Please Destroy Me"]



Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh



She found the thrill on top of the hill

Now she's choking on the punk rock pill

'Cause it all boils down

To a casually pathetic future



Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh wa ooh, ah ooh wa ooh

Ah ooh