Satan Was Way Cool Songtext / Lyric

Satan was way cool

Everybody was in awe of Satan

He never wore clothes,

He just walked around with a goatee and horns coming out of his head

He had tatoos and was probably into body piercing way before anyone else

Satan was the snake that tempted Eve

He knew how lame Eden was

So he invented sex

Adam and Eve were thankful and had lots of sex

Which increased the population

Finally there was too many people

So Satan invented war

So people could kill each oher

That way there was more places to live and more food

After many wars, people got bored

So God gave them Jesus

Soon they killed Jesus

And got bored again

So Satan gave them rock and roll

Rock and roll became bigger than religion

Everyone wanted to be in a rock and roll band

When Robert Johnson wanted to learn how to play guitar

All he had to do was go down to the crossroads and ask Satan

Satan gave Jimi Hendrix a can of lighter fluid to set fire to his guitar

He even lent Jim Morrison some beads and a pair of leather pants

Satan hung out with all the rock stars

And when they got too famous or too fat

Or their music started to suck

He helped them make the best possible career move

He killed them

That was so cool

In the early days, Satan used to hang out with God

Then people made up stories

Giving Satan a bad name

So God got up-tight and wouldn't let Satan hang around anymore

That was OK

Satan went down to the earth

And under the ground

And then started his own place

This place was way cooler than heaven

People could go there and party

And get wasted

Without worrying about their job or responsibilities

It was like a big club with no cover charge

There was no rules

Everything was free

They could go there and stay for eternity