If I Had $1,000,000 Songtext / Lyric

If I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you a house

I would buy you a house

And if I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman



And if I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you a K Car

A nice Reliant Automobile

And if I had $1, 000, 000

I'd, buy your love






If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd build a tree fort in our yard

And if I had $1, 000, 000

You could help, it wouldn't be that hard

And if I had $1, 000, 000

Maybe we could put a

Little tiny fridge in there somewhere



If I had $1, 000, 000

And if I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you a fur coat

But not a real fur coat that's cruel

And if I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet

Like a llama or an emu



And if I had $1, 000, 000

Well, if I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you John Merricks remains

All them crazy elephant bones

If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd buy your love



If I had $1, 000, 000

We wouldn't have to walk to the store

And if I had $1, 000, 000

Wed take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had $1, 000, 000

We wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner

Oh, but we would

Of course we would



If I had $1, 000, 000

If had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you a green dress

But not a real green dress, that's cruel

If I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd buy you some art

A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had $1, 000, 000



If I had $1, 000, 000

Well, I'd buy you a monkey

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd buy your love



If I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

If I had $1, 000, 000

I'd be rich



I didn't want to hurt you, oh yeah

I didn't want to hurt you, oh yeah