Cockblocker Blues Songtext / Lyric

When I dance I'm tailed by a dog called Ego

And you don't move at all

When I talk you bark with a pitch black halo

Damn, you're gonna hit the wall



The cockblocker blues



Did I piss you off, did I do the johnny?

Did I make you dark blue?

Did you pee your pants when I playboyed your bunny?

Damn, no I don't pay-per-view






The cockblocker blues



Got a pirates heart I ain't no sunday sailor

You got nothin on me

I'm 24 carat gold and you're the rusty anchor

Damn, it ain't no charity, I got no sympathy



The cockblocker blues



She's got it

He's got it

I know I've go it

We all got it

The cockblocker blues