Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass Songtext / Lyric

You told me I was lucky,
To have my chance with you.
Now last year?s summer romance,
Is this year?s winter blues.
I treated you so nicely,
To jewellery, and champagne,
But you left me empty handed,
Yeah, you left me feeling
Play-ay-ayed Now I hope you?re happy with yourself,
?cause I?m not laughing
Don?t you think it?s kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart,
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along
And it goes,
?merry Christmas, kiss my ass!? They say I?m losing my mind,
I thought that for a while,
I tear down decorations
They remind me of your smile.
I hate that mistletoe,
It makes me think of our first kiss,
You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
And then you taught me how to quit.

Now I hope you?re happy with yourself,
?cause I?m not laughing
Don?t you think it?s kind of crappy
What you did this holiday?
When I gave you my heart,
You ripped it apart
Like wrapping paper trash.
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along,
And it goes,
?merry Christmas, kiss my (ass)?

So sick of calling,
You wont telephone me,
No, fuck you girl, I?m going out.
I gave you my all,
But our love hit a wall, now,
I?m jingle belling,
And everyone?s yelling,
We?ll drink ?til the bars shut us down.

Ain?t that just what Christmas is all about?

And I hope you?re happy with yourself,
?cause I?m not laughing, (not laughing)
Don?t you think it?s so damn trashy
What you did this holiday?
(so trashy)
I gave you my heart, (heart)
You ripped it apart
Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
So I wrote you a song,
Hope that you sing along,
Here it goes,
?merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass.?