Presents Songtext / Lyric

Who's that girl by the Christmas tree?

With a smile so cute, she is looking at me

I think I'm in love, why don't you introduce me?



I believe your mind has led you astray

Cause the girl you see, she is looking my way

I don't know her



But already she's seduced me

I'd make her the happiest woman, day and night

But I'd never let her out of my sight

Presents are waiting by the Christmas tree

You can have them all, but this one's for me



Look at that lady with the curly hair

With the rum-pa-pum-pum of those ding-a-ling there

She's the kind of person I admire



My dear old friend, get her out of your head

Cause by Christmas Day, she'll be in my bed

Eating chestnuts that we roasted by fire

I mean, just look at her smile, she's the perfect catch

And that's the reason I'm her perfect match






Presents are waiting by the Christmas tree

Those are for you, and this one's for me



Check out the girl in the lovely dress

She's wearing that thing with such a finess

But she's a he, so I wouldn't even bother

Okay, well who's that lady singing Christmas songs?

I'd love those lips to sing all night long

I'm delighted you fancy her, cause that's my mother



Oh. Well, your mother's nice.

Yeah... I know.



There may be love songs, snowflakes in the air

But no matter the snowstorm, I'll always be there

No matter the distance, near or far



My heart is yours, you lucky star

Jingle bells, jingle bells, look at those jingle bells

I'm ready for brand new fairytales

As long as we're adventuring together

You know that girls may leave

But friends will stay

And as long as you're here, I'm feeling okay



Presents are waiting by the Christmas tree

They are for us

But this one's for me