On The Tequila Songtext / Lyric

My friends and I meet hours before

We make some homemade pizza

We do some funny bits back and forth

My knees buckle, I laugh so hard



We might end three sheets to wind and who

knows where we'll wind up

All I know is there's a car waiting and

we'll figure that out after



I have to keep my eye on my old friend from

high school

We've known each other for the longest time

She has trouble with her limits so to speak

She can hoist a really good kick in the butt

when she's excited

She doesn't do it so much anymore cuz we're

all on to her






Bring on the tequila ohhhhhh

On fire on tequila ohhhhhh

Hostess most on tequila ohhhhhh

Bestest friends on tequila ohhhhhh



Then there's my other pretty friend from high school

The predator in me is put to shame by the

predator in her

I know I've reeled it in but it'll be interesting

to see how much she's done as well



Then there's my friend from Chigago, God do

I love all people from Chicago

All ready to light up the barbeque and be the

heartbeat of debauchery



Bring on the tequila ohhhhhh

On fire on tequila ohhhhhh

Hostess most on tequila ohhhhhh

Bestest friends on tequila ohhhhhh



Then there's my Canadian friend, what a

fabulous mom she's become

She's been tortured in this sense for the last

many of months for obvious reasons

She was like 'hey, where was this part of you when

I wasn't pregnant?'

I laughed and did a shot in her honor as I

conversed with her belly



Bring on the tequila ohhhhhh

On fire on tequila ohhhhhh

Hostess most on tequila ohhhhhh

Bestest friends on tequila ohhhhhh



Then there's my cupid friend

She sure knows how to dress, that one

She's a wise and worldly girl but you gotta

watch that medication

Our favorite beverage is taken to a whole other

level on it

I'm not worried about her, I'll coast around

the room while I trust she'll temper



My brother came to visit me, now he's used to

hanging with me and cracking up

But he had no idea about my built up tolerance,

no idea about how manipulative I'd become

I would surreptitiously put it in front of him

without him asking

In a pretty little shot glass

His smirk and cackle would only egg me on



Bring on the tequila ohhhhhh

On fire on tequila ohhhhhh

Hostess most on tequila ohhhhhh

Bestest friends on tequila ohhhhhh.