Red Toupee Songtext / Lyric

to catalina on a fishing boat

we call it henry cisneros

we got no money but we stay afloat

the jellyfishes don't scare us

you're telling everybody life's a ball

too many pleasures to mention

you do a cartwheel in the shopping mall

you seem to get their attention



in your red toupee

in your red toupee



you take your number to a broadway play

it keeps her well out of danger

you're blowing bubbles in the matinee

you never looked any stranger



in your red toupee

in your red toupee






people say that you're unusual

you just tell them they're confused

if only they were more like you

they'd brighten up their day



in your red toupee

in your red toupee



promenades in furs and laces

people put on airs and graces

bedroom eyes in boardroom faces

oh where will it lead



to catalina on a fishing boat

we call it henry cisneros

we got no money but we stay afloat

those jellyfishes don't scare us



in our red toupees

oh we got our red toupees

in your mauve toupee

turquoise toupee

in your green toupee

cerise toupee

why are you wearing that strange toupee