My Strongest Suit Songtext / Lyric

Amneris, (Women):
In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me, observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress

Oh now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
Striped or even checked
With some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle via trousseau (Aaah)
To your deathbed you're on view, so (Aaah)
Never compromise, accept no substitutes (Aaah)
I would rather wear a barrel (Aaah)
Than conservative apparel (Aaah)
For dress has always been (Aaah)
My strongest suit
(Overwear)
(Underwear)
(Anytime)
(Anywhere)

Staying in or hitting town wards (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
From the top and working downwards (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
I ensure that every stitch (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
Is stitched in time (Is stitched in time)
Whether wig or hat or turban (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
Whether clad boudoir or urban (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
Not to strut your stuff (Ooh ooh ooh aaah)
Outrageously's a crime (Such a crime)

And the few who are invited (Oooh overwear)
To my wardrobe are delighted (Oooh underwear)
As they wander through my things (Oooh anytime)
To find en route (We're wandering through your things)
That in negligee or formal (Ooh negligee)
I am anything but normal (Ooh normal normal)
For my dress has always been (Ooh ah)
My strongest suit
(Overwear, underwear)
(Anytime, anywhere)
(Overwear, underwear) I am what I wear
(Anytime, anywhere)
(Overwear, underwear) I said anytime
(Anytime, anywhere)
(Overwear, underwear)
Anywhere (Anytime)

So bring me all my finest (Finest)
Most audacious, my divinest (Divinest)
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot (Most revealing)
(Most expensive)
(Most arresting)
Most arresting
(Most heart-stopping)
Most heart-stopping (Oooh ooh ah)
Most free-flowing (Overwear)
Most eye-popping (Underwear)
Most arresting (Anytime)
Most heart-stopping yeah (Anywhere)
Dress has always been (Dress has always been)
My strongest suit (I am what I wear)
My strongest suit (I am what I wear)
You know that
I am what I wear (I am what I wear)
Dress has always been (Dress has always been)
My strongest suit! (My strongest-)

So bring me all my finest (My finest)
Most audacious, my divinest (Divinest)
Most revealing
Most expensive and to boot (Most revealing, most expensive)
Most arresting (Most arresting)
Most heart-stopping (Aah)
Most free-flowing (Most free-flowing)
Most eye-popping (Most eye-popping)
Dress has always been (Dress has always been)
My strongest suit (I am what I wear)
My strongest suit (I am what I wear)
You know that
I am what I wear (I am what I wear)
Dress has always been (Dress has always been)
My strongest (My strongest)
My strongest
My strongest
My strongest (My strongest)
My strongest (My strongest)
My strongest suit! (My strongest-)