The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Songtext / Lyric

Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon



Contributed by Chris Durkin



Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite

diner.



Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?






Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you... I was... if you could, tell me, if you... eh,

the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the... I

saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees

with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and... I'm watching my

weight... diabetic, with the low sodium... if you could broil... i-i-i-instead

of fried, I ya, just, hash browns... I wanted to mix the ketchup with the

may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate

plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak... the blue plate

special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-



Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.



Excited Southerner: Hoooo...