The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Songtext / Lyric

(Adam Sandler):

And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.



(Man):

Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he

just wanted to say hello.






(Excited Southerner):

Well I... I can't... believe... I'm in the... laser disc... Mr.Gibson... I...I

...I... such a... got to... I...Braveheart was... you... you're... got your

autograph... with a 8X10 gloss... your face was burnt though... Tina

Turner... singing a song to the... mama... mother... mother... loves you too... got

to... Bird On the Water... not such a good picture but... you made up for it with

the Mad Max... got a... mail... mail was very... got so much going... and the koala

bears... got... I'm a big fan... Golden Globe awards... if maybe the people's

choice...



(Man):

Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.