The Chanukah Song Songtext / Lyric

Put on your yamulke

It's time for Chanukah

Once again it's onaka

The miracle of Chanukah

Chanukah is the Festival of Lights

One day of presents?

Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights

But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you

So here comes number three

Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing

So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing

Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy

Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie?

We; ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black

Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe

But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow

I'm Jewish

Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca

Celebrates Chanukah

Osama Bin Laden

Not a big fan of the Jews

Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish

Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision

But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner

Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school

Hey, Natalie Portmanika?

It's time to celebrate Chanukah?

I hope you get an abtronika

On this joyful, toyful Chanukah

So get a high colonika

And soil your long Johnikas

If you really, really wannaka?

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...

Happy Chanukah!