The Beating Of A High School Janitor Songtext / Lyric

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."



(Mopping sounds)

Mop, mop, mop

All day long

Mop, mop, mop

While I sing this song



(Sound of someone walking towards him)

Gonna wax the floor

Gonna make it shine

Gonna take of the spray paint

With turpentine






"Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!"

(Person walking quickly towards him)

(Beating sounds)

"Hey!"

(Beating sounds)

"Get offa me!"

(Beating sounds)

"That's my bucket!"

(Beating sounds)

"Let go of my side burns!"

(Beating sounds)

(Sound of falling down into glass)