The Adventures Of The Cow Songtext / Lyric

Performed by Adam Sandler, Frank, and Randi



Transcribed by a fan



"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"



(Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing, ball is hit and hits cow)

Cow: Moo



"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"



(Plane sounds)

M1: Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it

Cow: Moo

(Ripcord sounds)

Cow: Moo, mrr

(Parachute opens)

Cow: Moow

(Thud)



"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"



(Cow opening paper bag)

Cow: Moo, moo

(Car screeches, and turns back around)

Cow: Mrr






"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"



(Cow walking towards pool, big splash)

Cow: Moo

(Crowd cheering)

Cow: Mrr, mrr

(Underwater moo)



"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"



F1: Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

Cow: Moo

F1: Uh uh uh, you can't touch that

Cow: Moo

Bouncer: Keep your hands off the girl

Cow: Moo

Bouncer: Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

Cow: Moo

M2: Hey watch it cow



"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"



(Tennis ball being hit)

Farmer: That was out

Cow: Moo

Farmer: Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out

Cow: Moo

Farmer: By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out

Cow: Moo

Farmer: Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out

Cow: Mrr

Farmer: You cannot see from that angle

Cow: Moo



"And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"



(Phone rings, cow picks it up)

Farmer: Hello may I speak to the cow

Cow: Moo

Farmer: Hi, I'm a famous actor

Cow: Moo

Farmer: Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me

Cow: Moo

Farmer: Why don't I make reservations?

Cow: Moo

Farmer: And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

Cow: Mrr

Farmer: Take that fatty

Cow: Mrr

(Slams down phone)



"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle"



(Car sounds)

Farmer: Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.

(Car hits farmer)

Farmer: Oooh

Cow: Mooooooooooooo