Oh Mom... Songtext / Lyric

[silverware clicking]

[m1:] "can you pass the beats please?"

[f1:] "here you go"

[m1:] "thanks"

[brad:] "hey mom, guess what?

i got invited to a party tonight!

and i'm gonna go if that's ok with you."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[brad:] "why not mom?"

[f1:] "yeah, why mom? he should go."

[brad:] "it's gonna be fun. i'll get to meet new people..."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[brad:] "oh mom..."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[f1:] "don't wory brad."






[f2:] "hey mom, i saw this great skirt at the mall today,

but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,

but i was nervous to buy it.

what do you think?

[mom:] "nooo!"

[f2:] "really? i really like it..."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[f2:] "oh mom, who is?"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[f2:] "mom, you're so paranoid."

[mom:] "nooo!"



[m3:] "hey mom, i gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[m3:] "yeah, i have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[m3:] "do you think you could drop me off there?..."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[m3:] "how am i gonna get there?"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[m3:] "i'll walk i guess."

[mom:] "nooo!"



[cindy:] "mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "please?"

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "come on, mom."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[brad:] "i'll get it for you cindy."

[cindy:] "thanks brad."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[cindy:] "thanks for the tip, ma."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"



[brad:] "hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[brad:] "why are we eating inside?

it's a beautiful night.

we need to get out more."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "mother, brad is right."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "we should go out, it'll be fun."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "come on, let's go, i could go for some maple walnut."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[m3:] "yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."

[mom:] "nooo!"

[cindy:] "you wanna come dave?"

[mom:] "nooo!"

[dave:] "no, i'll hang out with mom."

[m1:] "you sure?"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "yeah, go without me."

[m3:] "all right, see you guys later."

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"



[dave:] "how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is...

you sure know how to cook!

boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.

say mom, uhm, can i go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?"

[mom:] "nooo!"

[dave:] "please?"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "mom, you're over reacting!"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "why are you so overprotective!?"

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[dave:] "mom! i'm going to the ice cream place!

you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!"

[bangs on the table, gets up]

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at you!"

[screen door closes]

[mom:] "they're all gonna laugh at him!"