London Underground Song Songtext / Lyric

Some people might like to get a train to work
or driving in a Beamer or a Merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
but I can't be bothered with a fuss today
I'm gonna take my bike,
'cause once again the tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day,
even though they earn 30k.
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain.
Where the fuck's my fucking train?!

Chorus:
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts!
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts, I'm gonna shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the Doors"
and they learn that on a 2-day-course.
This job could be done by a 4-year-old,
they just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roast to death in a boiling heat,
the tourists are treading on your feet,
a chewing gum on every seat.
So don't tell me to "Mind the gap",
I want my fucking money back!

- Chorus -
Lalalalalala
Lalalalalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp.
Every platform has a fucking tramp.
But the drivers get the day off when
we're all late for work again.

London Underground (London Underground)
Wa wa wankers, they're all wankers!
London Underground (London Underground)

Take your Oyster card, and shove it up your asshole.