MTV Recipe Songtext / Lyric

AB/CD - MTV Recipe

Cut The Crap (1995)

I take a cup of lack-of-talent

Add a fag who's good in bed

Dude with big lips, chick with big tits

Mix until they're dead

Add a really stupid name

Learn how to pose, ridiculous clothes

Voila' instant fame, yeah yeah

You wanna be on MTV

Well here's the recipe

You wannabees on MTV

Allright. Follow the recipe

Take a huge bag of assholes

And add a couple pounds of shit

Some booze and cocaine pretend you're insane

And steal some 50's hit, yeah

Make 'em think you're real pretentious

A serious poetic soul

You're dumb as a cow, you're famous but how?

I don't really know

?????????? Fuck off

You wanna be on MTV

Yeah, Well here's the recipe

You wannabees on MTV

Yeah, Follow the recipe

You wanna be on MTV

Well here's the recipe

You wannabees on MTV

Oh, Follow the recipe

???????????

You wanna be on MTV

Well here's the recipe

You wannabees on MTV

Yeah, Follow the recipe

MTV

Yeah, here's the recipe

You wanna be on MTV

Follow the recipe