Attack Of The Perfumed Turd Songtext / Lyric

Excuse me, haven't we met before

How 'bout I buy us drinks?

Mind if I join you?

I'm Feces, hey lemme guess your sign

I bet you're Capristrum,

or what do they call it?

It's funny, I seldom go to bars

I guess it's destiny

This was just meant to be, that you and me

are written in the stars






Attack of the perfumed turd

Attack of the perfumed turd

Attack of the perfumed turd

Attackin' the ladies

Hey you better spread the word

Look out for the perfumed turd

Yeah, here comes the perfumed turd

Look out ladies



It's natural, I got this tan in Greece

I've got a condo there in Barcelona

Love babies and butterflies and trees

Barry Manilow when he was a Beatle

My beemer's got seal and whale skin seats

and I can go real fast

I'm a safe driver

I've got a nasty snake, although it's fake

tattoed on my ass



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Fire!



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!