When Those Aggies Move To Austin Songtext / Lyric

You`re the devil`s daughter in disguise
So don`t try to hide the fire in your eyes
You must be stupid cause you just don`t have a clue
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you

Chorus:

When all those Aggies move to Austin
And Beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind don`t blow in Amarillo
Darlin` then you can come back home

You sure can shake your little round behind
But your hour glass figure won`t buy my time
You know how to work it Lord knows it`s worked before
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door

Chorus:

Bridge:

When Fort Worth is east of Dallas
And Texans forget the Alamo
When Lubbock opens up a ski resort
And the Brazos is straighter than an arrow

Chorus:

When all those Aggies move to Austin
And Beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind don`t blow in Amarillo
Darlin` then you can come back home
But don`t hold your breath
then you can come back home