My US Aunt Songtext / Lyric

My US aunt
Bought me a car
My luck's been
Guaranteed so far

I know this girl
Anaemic Heather
Our love depend
On the weather

One misty morning
She arrived ecstatic
And pushed me
Right up to the attic

When I regained
My mixed-up senses
Heather was gone
Just left her panties

She'll drive my new car
To foreign places
Just hope
She won't take part in races