As Different As Can Be Songtext / Lyric

"As Different As Can Be" Lyrics (by AJ Holmes): QUIRRELL:

You won't sleep on your tummy
VOLDEMORT:

You won't sleep on your back
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree
QUIRRELL:

We share some hands and fingers VOLDEMORT:

And yet the feeling lingers
VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
We're just about as different as anyone can be

VOLDEMORT:

You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill
QUIRRELL:

You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fires swell
VOLDEMORT:

Pushing people in is fun as well
I like folding all my ties
QUIRRELL:

And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
I guess its plain to see
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can be

VOLDEMORT:

Youre a sissy, a twat, a girl! Im the darkest of lords!
QUIRRELL:

Im the brightest professor here, I've won several awards
VOLDEMORT:

My new world is about to unfold
QUIRRELL:

You got beat by a two year old
VOLDEMORT:

I'll kill him this time through and through
QUIRRELL:

Or you might just give him another tattoo

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
You really must agree
when you look at you and me
we're different
different
as can-

VOLDEMORT:

I'll rise again and I'll rule the world
But you must help me renew
For when our plan succeeds
QUIRRELL:

Prevails!
VOLDEMORT:

Part of that world goes to you

QUIRRELL:

When I rule the world I'll plant flowers
VOLDEMORT:

When I rule the world I'll have snakes
And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!
(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

VOLDEMORT & QUIRRELL:
When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!