The Funniest Man Alive Songtext / Lyric

They found him lying down in a corner

They woke him up and helped him get dressed

Nobody bothered, just part of the daily routine

To get the worn-out clown ass on stage



He fell and mumbled something unchhristian

Got up and started doing his thing

Children were laughing, the ringmaster rubbing his hands

Regardless of the state he still was...



The funniest man alive

A genius lunatic, charmingly mad and bizarre

For certain he is number one

When he's not around

They say he's just a tragic drunken clown






he dropped his curly wig on the wet grass

He leaned against the fence and threw up

He's breathing was heavy and mentally he was done

Another day at the circus my friends



He heard how they began to approach him

He turned around and straightened his back

He gave them his famous, infectious trademarked smile

Half-hidden under messed up makeup



The funniest man alive

A genius lunatic, charmingly mad and bizarre

For certain he is number one

When he's not around

They say he's just a tragic drunken clown



"Hey, my little friend", he greeted a kid

But the child took a step back and said to his mom:

"Mom, I think there's something wrong with the clown"

"Yes, there is, now let's go"

Then he fell to the ground



He sat down on the grass, he was tired

His bottle had been smashed in the fall

But that was not why he was crying