Al'Z A-B-Cee'Z Songtext / Lyric

[Alan]

A-B-C-D-E

(Wait, Alan,

may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?)

No no no, dis is my spot

Don't try and steal my spot

A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed

A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six

B B B

B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy

C is for the cantankerous condition of your character

You have no cutout

D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy

Despite your degradations, +Dialect+ distributed by disc

$12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape

E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh

F is for flesh itself - fuck you!

G - Get out my house

H - Homer

I - Idiot

J - Jackoff

King, King K

Alan King of MY castle

L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit

M - my, my, my, my, my son

Alan are you mad? The question is no

N - N is for New York City

O - oh O, oh no

You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression

P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch!

Q - quote

Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient?

Unquote

R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready?

Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety

Rough, rest {*snores*} resume

S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER

T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee!

U - you will never understand

V - vamoose, you vicious vermin

W W {*crying*} W is for the tears. you make me wept

X, X - X amount of times I tell you

You could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone

Y? I don't know

Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith

Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's