Two Girlfriends Songtext / Lyric

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I used to have two girlfriends

now I got none.

Cause my number two girl

found out about one.

Two girl friends

now I got none.

Cause my number two girl

found out about






Yeah, Yeah, I'm back again.

Throw a hashtag in front of the trend.

Huffing and Puffing so let me in

I just need a little bit of medicine.

Oh no, strap on my sneakers.

you don't need to play

watch from the bleachers.

Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures.

Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'.

I'm sorry, I gotta do this here

but you hang with dicks

like a pubic hair.

With an icy stare

got it worse than my deuce.

Got me rock hard

shootin' off 'zooka.

Yeah, Yeah, I said it to.

This is like no edit; undo.

What the fuck did I get myself into?



(Wish I knew)



It ain't over till' the fat lady sings

and Adele ain't on this track.

Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've.

Black and Yellow

Bourbon Mustard.

Not even just a little bit flustered

write it all down on the way to the bus stop.

Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut

thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"

Haha, this is blasphemy.

Get away with it

like Casey Anthony.

Mixed in chemicals

this is alchemy.

Drunk as fuck

hold a kid off the balcony.

Zombie Killer.

Manilla envelope

being dragged in the middle.

Girlfriend sitter



I'm a high space shitter.

What?



I said I'm back

Lindsay Lohan.

Watch me ride this track

no hands.

Cause' I've been on the bike.

Been around the block

like every other night.

Yeah, till' the sun burns out.

Zombie style

Words out our mouth.

Dead

and I'll leave em' squirming.

No protection

Rick Santorum.

Haha, Damn near wrecked em'.

Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum

You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum.

Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them

Coming."

Yeah, we hut the ground running.

Goddamn now ain't that something.

I used to have two girls

now I got nothing.