My Dick Songtext / Lyric

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick

Dick, dick, dick



Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yank's, it's a telephone

'Ere have a look just have a butcher's

Northern monkey Comanches

My dick's bigger than your brother

Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother

My dick's bigger than Wales

And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail



Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour



Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour






My dick like the Mississippi river

My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine



My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your dick is small like Frodo

Young punk in this motherfucker



Place looking right in this motherfucker

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker

Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

Dick so big, got a car alarm



Dick so big that it bought the farm

Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing thing bigger than the big bang

Your dick don't got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"



Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Your dick's growing mold

My dick shines like gold

Your dick's like the pope



My dick don't get old

Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy

But if I donated my shit to science

Motherfuckers start a riot

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

That's a small dick