BASMF Songtext / Lyric

I came into this world without a single idea

That if you wanna get to the top then you better learn how to steal

When everything is mine do I really need apostrophe?

You better learn how to raise your hand if you wanna come here and talk to me

I rock a bus pass cause you know that talk is cheap

Can't make a living dropping shit just like colostomy

Plus these bitches ain't King Koopa boss of me

This shit is crunchy, like socks and Birkenstocks to me

Upset your neighbors when the music makes you stomp your feet

Upset the dead when we're in the graveyard dropping beats

Crack your head when we take you out and rock the street

Now everybody go ahead and sing along with me



We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us?

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers"






Wrapped in a Navajo poncho

With a beard soaked in patchouli to drip into your nachos

I can get your blood boiling like Al Pacino

Cause I'll be the one rapping in your ear while you're waiting for your Frappuccino

Yeah, I get the crowd high like every word's a kilo

While Nat gets radiation, making beats just like it's chemo

We glow like mutant ooze that turns us into ninjas

It goes three drinks, peace out – just the middle fingers



We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us?

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers"



Captain, two specimens, both native and foreign

Belonging to their cultures, yet answering to no one

Both tall and exceedingly handsome

If I had to guess, I'd say they were wealthy and then some



We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us?

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers"