Backstab Songtext / Lyric

I'm hiding in the shadows
a second level thief
only got a few hit points left
down to my last gold piece BACKSTAB I'm chaotic neutral
neither good nor bad
I'm sneaking up behind you
your back I'm going to stab

BACKSTAB

You're lying in your own blood
you mean nothing to me
I take your platinum pieces
you're now an NPC

BACKSTAB

Back at the Adventurers' Guild
drinking dwarfish mead
I spend your platinum pieces
and now I'm level 3...