Late Show Songtext / Lyric

every night
i watch the Late Show
and you know
my only dream
is to be there on the screen
i'd chat a bit with Dave
he'd listen to what i'd say
and read my name
from a hidden frame
and pretend
that he knows me
he'd say i look
like a million bucks
though he don't give a fuck
bout who i am
bout what i'm saying
or what he thinks of me
i just want to be
on international TV
so a lot of people
i don't know
can see me
i wish to God
i was on Dave Letterman
i wish to God
and you can't blame me
i wish to God
i was on Dave Letterman
he's the most powerful
and comical man
on the American TV D
television rules
the world we know
and Letterman
sits at the throne
i wanna be there
till the break of Dave
when the Late Show
comes to take my Dave away